Monday, March 31, 2008

6 Months Old

I've just turned 6 months old and I have already located a prime piece of real estate right here under the linen chest. Welcome to my office. Welcome. I'm now up to many new tasks and adventures such as crawling out of the living room, licking the furniture, or hunting for stinky shoes. In my spare time I like to chew on socks. Sometimes they're mine, sometimes they're not. It really depends on the kind of mood I'm in. For those of you that are wondering about my goddess like physique, I'm a lengthy 27.5 inches tall (95th %tile) and I weigh 16 pounds (50th %tile). I would describe my body type as athletic.









Easter Sunday

Easter Sunday started out with a trip to church. Mommy was hesitant to take me to see the Easter Bunny since she was convinced that he would be infested with germs and foreign vomit. Thank God for the Church Bunny! If the vomit is foreign at least it is Holy. After church we hopped home for some more Easter fun.
























Spring Break

My first Spring Break out of the womb was a blast! At first I thought it was going to be boring because all Mommy wanted to do was lay around the house. Finally, she took me to a RAGER! Michael and Brandon Baker really know how to throw 'em. Of course, I had to take along my cousin Maddie. I think I seem more mature when I bring around a much older and more sophisticated friend along. I had nothing to worry about since there were plenty of guys to go around. As you can see, I had so much fun I passed out right on the lawn. No Spring Break would be complete without a smooch with a hottie. Can't wait until next year! Cancun anyone? PS- Does this pink egg make my hands look big?
























Thursday, January 3, 2008

Happy Birthday Asher!


I'd like to wish my friend Asher a happy birthday. He had a really cool pizza party. Here he is with his big basketball cake. This was a little late in the party and Asher looks like he needs to lay off the sauce. Take it easy Asher, you're only one.

Go Runners!



Today Mommy and Daddy took me to my first sporting event. We went watch my cousin Jason wrestle. Just in case you were wondering, he's ranked #4 in the PAC 10. I don't know what that means, but it sounds good. It was a good night because Jason's team won and Mommy and Daddy got a free Famous Star from Carl's Junior. I had formula. When I get stronger, I'm going to put Jason in a headlock. Maybe that means I'll be ranked #3 in the PAC 10.

I'll Take Two Shots Please...




For some reason, Mommy scheduled my shots on New Year's day. I don't think this is what they had in mind when they say to take a shot to ring in the New Year. Later on that night, Mommy bundled me up and took me over to visit my cousin Shawna and her clan. Apparently, Mommy thought the temperature was going to reach ten below zero. By the time the clock struck midnight, I was passed out. Happy New Year everyone!


Puppy Dog Tails



Here I am on a play date with my friends Maddox, Marcus, Ty, and Aden. Being the only girl is tough but they were all gentlemen. Mommy says that when I get older that it is "inappropriate" to have a date with four boys all at one time. Daddy says dating any boys is "inappropriate", period.

Three Months Old Today!


Now that I'm three months old, I'm able to

do a lot more. I have found my thumb and use it quite often. I have also become better at tummy time since I now know how to roll over onto my back. Once I'm on my back I love to look up at my chain links and butterflies that hang from my gym. Life is good.

Friday, December 28, 2007

MERRY CHIRSTMAS FROM THE DAVIS FAMILY


What a year! Our first Christmas with our little Gracie was more than we could have ever wished for. We spent Christmas day with both of our families and of course, ended the evening with a little game night. Yes, my mom (Ruth) cheated. We are a truly blessed family and are grateful for everyday we get to be together. We wish you continued health and joy in the years to come. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! LOVE THE DAVIS FAMILY- BRYAN, JEN AND GRACIE

Beware of Santa's Reindeer


Apparently there are two black listed reindeer known as Ruthie and Ralphie that were 86ed from Santa's fleet during the early 70's. Rumor has it these two were caught participating in "inappropriate behavior" also known as hanky panky. Santa didn't want them to tarnish his fleet's clean reputation so he banished them from the North Pole and forced them to move to a far away land known as Bakersfield California. As you can see, Ruthie and Ralphie's antics often frighten young children. Another reason why these two hooligans were given their walking papers.

License and Registration Please




Aunt Kris and Uncle Jordan bought me this convertible low rider for Christmas. I found out early that drinking before driving can cause you to pass out at the wheel.

Bust A Move


Here I am busting a move under the Christmas tree. I think I would look a lot cooler if my mommy would stop pulling my pants up to my armpits.

Time to go home

Time to go home

TA-DA!

TA-DA!
Here she is... a whopper at 8 pounds seven ounces. I don't think anyone was surprised at the amount of hair on this little girl's head. Here she is fresh out of the oven. I was able to get her out med free and in about four pushes. I think my body was made for makin' babies!

Meet Mom

Meet Mom
This is my mommy Jen. She shot me out so fast it bruised my face! Thanks mom.

Big Peanut little peanut

Big Peanut little peanut
Here I am with my dad and my grandma Kathy. Daddy was calm and collected during the delivery eventhough mommy nearly broke his thumb.

Crazy Maddie

Crazy Maddie
My niece Madeline was more than excited to welcome "Baby Jen". She has taken on the big sister role and comes over every chance she gets to love on Gracie.

There's something wrong with this picture

There's something wrong with this picture
Grandma Ruth just about had a nervous breakdown when Bryan asked to place Gracie between the horns. I'm sure this is the first of many hunting pictures to come.

Poopie Virgin

Poopie Virgin
The first of many. This was more like a two-man job, but Bryan handled it like a two-time state fair champ.

Killer Beeeezzzzz

Killer Beeeezzzzz
Is that the Wu Tang Clan? No, the Davis swarm has made their way into the Baker home. I know you are all stunned at how cute Gracie looks in her costume but check out the beer drinkin' bumble bee in the back. Some guys will do anything for their little girl.

CHIEF PUNKIN

CHIEF PUNKIN
Mom not check bow. Baby look like baby wearing headband without feathers. Pillow not comfortable. Baby body look twisted. Bad mommy.

Whatta' Life

Whatta' Life
This is a picture of me during my visit to the playboy mansion. Dad said I needed to find a new set of friends. Doesn't everyone lounge naked in a fur coat?

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

Let's Get Ready to Rumble
At the age of 6 weeks with the height of 221/2 inches(95 percentile) and weighing in at 10 lbs 7oz (90 percentile)...Gracie Boom Boom Davis! Name not to follow her after the age of 16.

CHEESE!!!

CHEESE!!!
Did someone say cheese? This is a picture of me with my finger lickin' cousin Myah.

The Grand Poo Bah

The Grand Poo Bah
Here I am on my first vacation. I'm sporting my fur hat not made from any animals that my dad has killed. Don't worry tree huggers, I only rock faux fur. Sometimes when I wear this outfit with my fur coat, I'm mistaken for a drunk Russian.

Pismo Beach!

Pismo Beach!

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
Yoda's love child.

Too Much Turkey

Too Much Turkey

Baby's First Christmas

Baby's First Christmas

Mommy and Aunt Kris decided that it would be a good idea for finger lickin' cousin and I to take holiday pictures. It goes downhill from here.

down...

down...

keep going...

ROCK BOTTOM.

Cuddle Time With Daddy

Cuddle Time With Daddy

Take a Trip to The 5th Floor...

Take a Trip to The 5th Floor...
I'm not allowed to go many places since I haven't had my shots yet, but one place I do frequent is the American Jewelry Company. Here I am with my favorite Aunt "Bling Bling" Linda. When I take a trip to the 5th floor, I am treated to the best service including courses in Bling 101. I'm already learning about cut, karat, and clarity. Last time we were in there for two hours! Mommy told daddy we were at Costco. Shhhhh! Don't worry tree huggers, no deaths resulted from diggin' these diamonds.

The Many Faces of Grace

The Many Faces of Grace





Rubba Duba In The Tuba

Rubba Duba In The Tuba

My First Visit With Santa

My First Visit With Santa
Thanks to the Hunters, Gracie was able to meet the Jolly One for the first time. Apparently, they know Santa's bouncer and he was able to convince St. Nick to stop by and visit the Hunter household. We are very appreciative since we know that all of the kids visiting Santa during this visit are clean and have an updated shot record. This saves us from having to visit "mall" santa where we could come home with hepatitis or scabies.

All I want for Christmas is for someone to take this stupid bow off my head!

This is a picture of me and my future husband, Asher. Our children will NEVER go bald. As you can see he is entertained by my good looks and fine choice of accessories. Maybe I'll keep the bow.

More Boys!

More Boys!
Here I am with my friends Maddox and Marcus. We spent the entire day playing. As you can tell, I'm wiped out!